The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football

The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.

Why Yes We Do Have SwampButt Underwear in Orange

Why yes, we do have orange SwampButt Underwear.

Please Stay Seated 1: New Articles and News from SwampButt Underwear

The Alamodome in San Antonio, TX hosted the men’s Final Four in early April, 2025. It was the perfect setting for the launch of the SwampButt Underwear ‘Stay Seated’ series of articles where the men’s underwear maker investigates and comments on place and the reasons to stay seated.