SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picked Kentucky Over Texas A&M
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry was 6-2 for the 8 sultriest games week 3.
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Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets as College Football Heat Threatens Fan Safety
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Eight Featured Games for College Football’s Second Week Plus 78 Other Games
Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.
SwampButt Scale of Sultry Sweats Out a 61% Win Rate
A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week One
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.
SwampButt Underwear™ Expands Scale of Sultry Forecasts to All 90 Week 1 College Football Games
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry, the Swampiest College Football Game for Week One is Indiana State at Purdue.
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR DECLARES THE ARRIVAL OF ‘GROWN-UP SUMMER’
SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus, enjoying a grown up summer with shorter lines, no children, ample parking, fish still biting, sun still shining, golf courses, parks and attractions without a stroller or toddler on a leash to offend the eye.
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.
SwampButt Underwear Launches ‘Scale of Sultry’ Mobile App
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.