SwampButt Underwear Takes the Boredom Out of Buying Underwear

Texas underwear company introduces an online ‘vending machine’ that makes gift shopping a little more entertaining. Buying underwear is usually about as exciting as buying socks, almost. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas company that turned an uncomfortable subject into a memorable brand, is adding a little entertainment to the task with its new online Gift-O-Matic. Styled […]

Summer Won’t Leave October is still roasting college football fans

Rain, heat and panchos are a wardrobe challenge at places like Houston where rain and heat are on the menu for Saturday's game.

For fans, an October ticket still deserves a look at the hourly forecast and the seat’s exposure to sunlight. Water, access to shade and breaks from the heat remain part of the game-day plan. The calendar may have moved on. In parts of college football country, summer has not.

Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets as College Football Heat Threatens Fan Safety

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week three.

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week three.

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.

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