SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s
According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
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Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt
By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025
The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12
While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results
SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predicts College Football Games
The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry – Week 12
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Forecast for Week 11
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10 Predictions
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9
More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football
The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.