The Second Day of SwampButt Christmas Two Golfers Sweating

2 Sweaty Golfers are what turned up on the second day of SwampButt Underwear Christmas.

The First Day of SwampButt Christmas

Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]

So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear: Practical Gifts for Men This December

So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]

SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s

According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.

Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt

By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear. 

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry For Week 14

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]

The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12

While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football. November 18, 2025 — The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, […]

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predicts College Football Games

The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry – Week 12

Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.