The Second Day of SwampButt Christmas Two Golfers Sweating

2 Sweaty Golfers are what turned up on the second day of SwampButt Underwear Christmas.

The First Day of SwampButt Christmas

Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]

So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear: Practical Gifts for Men This December

So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.

Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Smartest Christmas Gift

There are two types of Christmas gifts: the ones people pretend to like and return for cash, and the ones they actually use and derive benefits.  SwampButt Underwear? It falls into the second category—especially for men who sweat like they’re training for the Olympic sauna team. To help out our sweaty brothers, SwampButt Underwear has […]

SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’

Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]

SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s

According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.

Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt

By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear. 

The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12

While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How Weather, Heat, Humidity, Climate, and Conditioning Affect College Football. November 18, 2025 — The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ has accurately predicted 10 college football game outcomes through Week 12, […]

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10 Predictions

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10.

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9

More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]