SwampButt Underwear Takes the Boredom Out of Buying Underwear

Texas underwear company introduces an online ‘vending machine’ that makes gift shopping a little more entertaining. Buying underwear is usually about as exciting as buying socks, almost. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas company that turned an uncomfortable subject into a memorable brand, is adding a little entertainment to the task with its new online Gift-O-Matic. Styled […]

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Seven College Football Underdogs

The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry correctly predicted seven college football underdogs would win their Week 10 games outright, including Alabama's 31–13 victory over LSU and Louisiana-Monroe's surprising 19–17 victory over Arkansas State.

Weather-Based Prediction Model Finishes 29–25 as Experiment Explores Whether Summer Heat and Humidity Influence College Football Outcomes.  LAKE JACKSON, Texas, November 9, 2026 — The SwampButt Underwear™  Scale of Sultry correctly predicted seven college football underdogs would win their Week 10 games outright, including Alabama’s 31–13 victory over LSU and Louisiana-Monroe’s surprising 19–17 victory over […]

Summer Won’t Leave October is still roasting college football fans

Rain, heat and panchos are a wardrobe challenge at places like Houston where rain and heat are on the menu for Saturday's game.

For fans, an October ticket still deserves a look at the hourly forecast and the seat’s exposure to sunlight. Water, access to shade and breaks from the heat remain part of the game-day plan. The calendar may have moved on. In parts of college football country, summer has not.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week three.

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Texas and Oklahoma State Upsets

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry uses temperature, humidity and solar exposure to determine overall sultriness.

The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.

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