It’s October on the Calendar but Still Summer in the Stands… SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry puts fans first in Week 5 and picks UCF over Houston LAKE JACKSON, Texas, Oct. 1, 2026 — An 11 a.m. kickoff can carry college football fans through hours of midday heat and humidity. This week, the SwampButt Underwear […]
The unusual heat will continue in the greater Houston area for the next week.
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.
Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry, the Swampiest College Football Game for Week One is Indiana State at Purdue.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 0
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
News Read More Here. by: Rachael Sneed Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear […]
