SwampButt Underwear Last Minute Prom Night Preparations for Guys In 2026

SwampButt Underwear Prom Night Rufus

It is no surprise that many guys will sweat a lot on prom night. In the south and southwest, prom season occurs in spring when the weather is already almost ‘summer like.’ Add to this dancing, un-airconditioned gyms, other prom goers in close proximity and prom night jitters. This is a perfect storm of conditions […]

The First Day of SwampButt Christmas

Rufus Claus delivers SwampButt Underwear to all the sweaty little and big men here in the U.S. Rufus cares little if anyone was naughty or nice.

Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]

Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Smartest Christmas Gift

Rufus Claus delivers SwampButt Underwear to all the sweaty little and big men here in the U.S. Rufus cares little if anyone was naughty or nice.

There are two types of Christmas gifts: the ones people pretend to like and return for cash, and the ones they actually use and derive benefits.  SwampButt Underwear? It falls into the second category—especially for men who sweat like they’re training for the Olympic sauna team. To help out our sweaty brothers, SwampButt Underwear has […]

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry – Week 12

Rufus in his SwampButt Underwear Weather Balloon using climate data to predict college football game outcomes.

Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9

SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ and Team Advantages for College Football Games Week Four.

More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]

The SwampButt Scale of Sultry is 12-6 for the Season

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 6.

SwampButt Predictions for College Football Week Six… The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a very unscientific way the funniest men’s underwear company in the country, predicts the outcome of college football games based on the type of weather the teams’ homes have. The hotter and more humid locations, the theory goes, the better conditioned […]

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