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SwampButt Underwear’s Fans in the Stands You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series – College Football Week 2

  • On September 5, 2018
SwampButt Underwear’s Fans You’re Gonna Get Sweaty Series LakeJackson, Texas – September 5, 2018 – Another season of college football started and in the words of a gridiron hall of famer, “every Saturday half the teams win, and half the teams lose, but all the fans sweat, and I like pie.” We reviewed the math and his story checks out. And while we can’t help your […]
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Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty

  • On August 27, 2018
Fans In The Stands You Are Going To Get Sweaty. College Football is back for the 2018 season, and this time it’s personal as in personal hygiene. Even in the northern parts of the USA, it is still summer on the calendar and according to the thermometer. Fans at the Notre Dame vs. Michigan game […]
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SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You!

  • On August 17, 2018
SwampButt Underwear Askes What Season Is It? Climate Deniers Are Fooling You! It is not fall, but advertising purchased in the tens of millions of dollars would have Americans believe otherwise. A disconnect between calendars, thermometers and so called ‘fall back to school’ sales did not escape the makers of SwampButt Underwear’s™ notice (www.swampbutt.com). What […]
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SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities

  • On June 19, 2018
  SwampButt Underwear Refuses World Cup Promotional Opportunities. Citing the facts that 1) Americans hate soccer and 2) that watching it is more boring than most anything in a universe crowded by mind-numbing silliness, the makers of SwampButt Underwear™ (www.swampbutt.com) have chosen not to promote their men’s performance underwear in conjunction with any World Cup broadcasts […]
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When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day?

  • On May 16, 2018
Remember to enter the word Brown at check-out for 25% off your total purchase. When Was National Get To Know Your Customers Day? Well, “National Get To Know Your Customers Day” was yesterday, October 19, 2017. The owners of SwampButt Underwear would like to commemorate the occasion and stand out at the same time. But […]
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The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever

  • On May 16, 2018
The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever. For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off […]
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SwampButt Underwear’s BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One.

  • On May 16, 2018
SwampButt Underwear’s Black-Cyber-Local BOGO Sale Blends Many Offers into One. Fight the hype of hedonistic consumption and save time. The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will make Christmas shopping easy by combing all the pre-and post-Thanksgiving Holiday sales and bargain related propositions into a single event with the first ever ‘Black-Cyber-Local’ buy one get one free […]
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