The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
SwampButt Predictions for College Football Week Six… The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a very unscientific way the funniest men’s underwear company in the country, predicts the outcome of college football games based on the type of weather the teams’ homes have. The hotter and more humid locations, the theory goes, the better conditioned […]
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.
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