Orange SwampButt Underwear is Free if the Houston Astros Win the World Series
Jump On The Astros Bandwagon with Orange SwampButt Underwear
The makers of SwampButt Underwear™ will refund the purchase price of all orange SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA Brand purchased from October 26, 2022 – November 5, 2022, if America’s favorite baseball team, the Houston Astros, win the 2022 World Series. The Astros are a perfect 7-0 in the 2022 post season and stand to make short work of the National League champion Philadelphia Phillies. Odds and predictions for the 2022 World Series.
America’s Favorite Baseball Team
Americans love winners. The Houston Astros have won the American League Pennant in 2017, 2019, 2021, and 2022. They also won the world championship in 2017. They had the most wins in the American League in 2022. “Americans love winners and will not abide losers, those being any person or team not in first place,” said SwampButt Underwear corporate spokesman and annoying little league dad, Nick Heraldson. “The Astros are no exception. In fact, I don’t know anyone here in the greater Houston area that does not love them, and I am certain that affection extends to the rest of the country’s baseball fans.” Read more about why you sweat so much.
The Give Away Was Not an Original Idea
The decision to link a giveaway to a sports team performance like this was based on another Houston area business which makes and has made a similar offer. “We were pretty much out of original ideas, so we looked for someone to copy,” said Heraldson. When asked the name of this business he stated that SwampButt Underwear did not have the express written permission to mention them. “We refer to this entity simply as ‘Passageway Stuff to Sit Or Sleep On.’”
Yes the Offer is Real and so is the Company
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that manufactures and sells underwear for men who sweat enough that it is often visible on their backsides. The offer to refund the purchase price of orange SwampButt Underwear is also on the level*. “The name should be a total clue to what the company is about,” Heraldson said. “Our underwear is made to wick and help evaporate sweat faster than any traditional underwear can.” SwampButt Underwear also has chelated silver that helps reduce odor. “No one knows or can spell ‘chelated’ so we just call it ‘anti-stank,’” he concluded.
The Fine Print
* If the Houston Astros baseball team wins the 2022 World Series, the full purchase price of orange SwampButt Underwear Made In The USA brand will be refunded to those who purchase from October 28, 2022 – November 5, 2022 Shipping charges will not be refunded. Quantities are limited and will not be backordered for this sale so when we are out, we are out. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for that trademark so please do not use it without the express written consent of the guy who owns it.
SwampButt Underwear is specifically formulated to help fight against the affliction known as visible butt sweat, or simply Swamp Butt. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. We paid a lot for the trademark, so please do not use it without written permission. To see everything SwampButt Underwear offers, please visit the SwampButt virtual store.
SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the United State and foreign countries. We paid a lot for it so do not use it without permission.