Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.
A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.
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The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 0
NOTE: We are very grateful to Tim Rogers for his compliments and kind words. We need to point out also that no one here is related to him, friends with him or acquainted as far as I know. HN. By Tim Rogers | August 25, 2026 at |10:29 am Aug 25, 2026 |10:29 am Share this Article Copy Link Copy Post […]
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
The most practical tool for managing wardrobe based on weather conditions.
Record Heat Wave Arrival Coincides With SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry Introduction.
