A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry, the Swampiest College Football Game for Week One is Indiana State at Purdue.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 0
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The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
