The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks… October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college […]
SwampButt Predictions for College Football Week Six… The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a very unscientific way the funniest men’s underwear company in the country, predicts the outcome of college football games based on the type of weather the teams’ homes have. The hotter and more humid locations, the theory goes, the better conditioned […]
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“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”
SwampButt Underwear will again when it comes to the conditions in addition to giving the game a ‘Scale of Sultry’ numeric rating. The rating assess college football conditions that takes multiple weather variables and turns them into an easy-to-understand scale.
College Football Week Three Results….The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Scores 100% for Accurate Outcome Predictions.
