SwampButt Underwear Askes How long will Houston’s September heat last?

The unusual heat will continue in the greater Houston area for the next week.

Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets as College Football Heat Threatens Fan Safety

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Texas and Oklahoma State Upsets

The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Eight Featured Games for College Football’s Second Week Plus 78 Other Games

Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week One

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.

SwampButt Underwear™ Expands Scale of Sultry Forecasts to All 90 Week 1 College Football Games

According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry, the Swampiest College Football Game for Week One is Indiana State at Purdue.

SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR DECLARES THE ARRIVAL OF ‘GROWN-UP SUMMER’

SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus, enjoying a grown up summer with shorter lines, no children, ample parking, fish still biting, sun still shining, golf courses, parks and attractions without a stroller or toddler on a leash to offend the eye.

SwampButt Underwear Launches ‘Scale of Sultry’ Mobile App

SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.

SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is

SwampButt Underwear Introduces Online Calculator to Measure Weather and How Wet or Dry Ones Underwear Is. This is the first and only tool of its kind anywhere to assign a numeric rating to both comfort and underwear drying. Online Calculator ‘Scale of Sultry’ Translates Temperature, Humidity and Fabric-Drying Potential into a Single Comfort Rating from […]