The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry’s Week 5 recap looks beyond the final scores to the conditions fans endured. October 5, 2026 — The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry picked more winners than losers in Week 5 of the college football season—barely. Its weather-based selections finished 30–29, bringing the season’s cumulative record to 209–179. But […]
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.
Recognize the signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, cramps, nausea—and if symptoms occur, stop activities immediately. Seek cool shade and hydrate.
Heat wave forecast across much of U.S.
Heat to sizzle, storms to prowl as millions in US celebrate July 4th
A 14 year old boy and his father both died when exposed to dangerous heat in Big Bend National Park .
The Green New Deal from SwampButt Underwear is different from the New Green Deal, which is not from SwampButt Underwear.
Record heat is extremely bad news.
Record Heat and Higher Utility Costs Combine for a Sweatier Summer
