SwampButt Underwear Askes How long will Houston’s September heat last?

The unusual heat will continue in the greater Houston area for the next week.

Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets as College Football Heat Threatens Fan Safety

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Texas and Oklahoma State Upsets

The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Eight Featured Games for College Football’s Second Week Plus 78 Other Games

Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.

SwampButt Scale of Sultry Sweats Out a 61% Win Rate

A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week One

The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.

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Don’t Sweat It – Shop Talk

Don’t Sweat It – Shop Talk

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What’s in a Name? First Look: SwampButt Performance Underwear Written by: Tony Korologos | Thursday, September 6th, 2018 Categories: Golf Apparel • Golf Gear Tags: SwampButt Fortunately I live in a high desert area of northern Utah, not Florida. Our humidity level is minimal, when it is high. Only a couple of times per year […]