It’s October on the Calendar but Still Summer in the Stands… SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry puts fans first in Week 5 and picks UCF over Houston LAKE JACKSON, Texas, Oct. 1, 2026 — An 11 a.m. kickoff can carry college football fans through hours of midday heat and humidity. This week, the SwampButt Underwear […]
SwampButt Underwear is a Lake Jackson, Texas-based men’s underwear brand designed to help manage moisture and improve comfort in hot, humid conditions.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry was 6-2 for the 8 sultriest games week 3.
The unusual heat will continue in the greater Houston area for the next week.
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. It recently predicted upset victories by Texas over Ohio State and Oklahoma State over Oregon.
A college football prediction model that ignored rankings, betting lines, coaching, injuries and player talent correctly selected 55 of 90 Week 1 winners. The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry finished the first full week of the 2026 college football season with a 55–35 record—61% accuracy—after making every selection using one deliberately narrow variable: which team was accustomed to the hotter and more humid home environment.
SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus, enjoying a grown up summer with shorter lines, no children, ample parking, fish still biting, sun still shining, golf courses, parks and attractions without a stroller or toddler on a leash to offend the eye.
News Read More Here. by: Rachael Sneed Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear […]
No More ‘Swamp Chafe’ as published in ‘Emerging Gear’ Minimize sweat and keep sand from going where it doesn’t belong. The affectionately named SwamButt brand of boxers are made with lycra and spandex to fit snugly and wick away moisture. The brand claims its $19 form-fitting undies prevent “Swamp Chafe,” the miserable sand-in-your-drawers beach phenomenon.
