It is no surprise that many guys will sweat a lot on prom night. In the south and southwest, prom season occurs in spring when the weather is already almost ‘summer like.’ Add to this dancing, un-airconditioned gyms, other prom goers in close proximity and prom night jitters. This is a perfect storm of conditions […]
Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him SwampButt Underwear this Christmas. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas-based apparel company known for tackling one of men’s most embarrassing problems—visible butt sweat—announced today that its moisture-wicking underwear line is one of […]
Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) — SwampButt Underwear released its fully expanded Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’ report for rivalry weekend across college football. This edition includes an exclusive appearance by Rufus — the company’s realistic, […]
By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the one place where time slows down, patience evaporates, and everyone becomes intimately aware of how sweaty the people around them are. Especially from the waist down. You need SwampButt Underwear.
According to the SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry… Late-Season Heat and Humidity Reshape Today’s College Football Landscape November 22, 2025 (Lake Jackson, TX) As college football enters its final stretch before championship season, atmospheric conditions across the nation are shaping more than just tailgates. According to SwampButt Underwear’s Scale of Sultry, today’s matchups unfold under […]
The SwampButt Scale of “Sultry” is a numeric index from 1 to 10 developed by the company SwampButt Underwear to assess how hot and humid (sultry) conditions will be at college football games. The scale is used to predict game outcomes based on which team is better conditioned to play in those specific weather conditions.
Week 12 of the college football season lands on Saturday, November 15, and the weather is out here doing its best impression of a defensive coordinator: confusing, relentless, and determined to make somebody miserable.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry indexes for College Football outcomes.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks… October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college […]
August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]
