With SwampButt Underwear Sweating Out Week 2 of College Football 2025

September 4, 2025 (Lake Jackson, Texas) – Introducing the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games. A new way to assess college football conditions that takes multiple variables and turns them into an easy to understand scale. Read the methodology and rankings for several of the hottest and humid college football games this weekend. #sweat #Sweating #underwears #swampass #SwampButt

The first week of the 2025 college football season produced a number of surprises. Given that it was August and still very summer teams like Alabama (at Miami) North Carolina (at North Carolina) and Texas (at Ohio State) can potentially blame the heat and humidity for surprising and lopsided losses. (OK, not Texas).

It is week 2 of college football for 2025, early September and the temperatures and humidity are more appropriate for baseball season. “But it’s still baseball season,” stated SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “That’s a really weak comparison.”

Regardless, these are some of the most uncomfortable locations in the U.S. to watch college football.  We rate these games based on a combination of heat and humidity and combine these into a number between 0 and 10. The higher the number the more uncomfortable the setting. It has little to do with how good or competitive a game might or might not be. But the weather, specifically heat and humidity, will impact player performance due to team conditioning. We call this the ‘SwampButt Scale of Sultry’ for College Football Games.

Baylor at SMU  SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘4’ because temperatures in the low 70’s, a nice breeze, and a low chance of rain make this a relatively pleasant Saturday.

San Jose State at Texas: SwampButt Scale of Sultry Score is ‘6’ because temperatures will be in the mid 80’s with higher-than-normal humidity and light wind from the south for Austin, Texas.

Location: Darrell K Royal – Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, TX

Gametime weather forecast

Weather impact
The forecast indicates a low-impact weather game, meaning the conditions are unlikely to significantly affect offensive or defensive strategies.

East Texas A&M at Florida State: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.

Location: Doak Walker Stadium in Tallahassee, FL

Key Details 

Utah State Aggies at Texas A&M Aggies: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘8’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 88 degrees.

Gametime weather forecast is for hot Aggie on Aggie Action.

Game details:

Possible impact on play:

South Florida Bulls at Florida Gators SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 94 degrees.

The gametime weather for the South Florida Bulls vs. Florida Gators game on Saturday, September 6, 2025, in Gainesville, Florida, is expected to be warm, humid, and partly cloudy, with a chance of rain.

Game details

Expected weather conditions at gametime

Louisiana Tech at LSU SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the location, time of day and expected temperature around 91 degrees. Wind from the north and 6:30 pm kickoff kept the score below 8.

Game day weather (Saturday, September 6, 2025):

Bethune-Cookman vs. Miami: SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘7’ because of the much higher humidity, tropical moisture fueled rain and temperatures in the mid-80’s.

Game day weather forecast:

Houston at Rice SwampButt Scale of Sultry is ‘9’ because of the high humidity and temperatures still in the 90’s at the 6:00 p.m. kickoff.

For the game between the Houston Cougars and the Rice Owls on September 6, 2025, at Rice Stadium, conditions are expected to be hot and humid, with a risk of thunderstorms. The game starts at 6:00 p.m. CDT, so the heat and humidity may lessen slightly throughout the evening, but it will still be a factor.

Expected gametime conditions

Weather delay policy

Lightning is the most likely cause of a delay. Standard NCAA policy requires a minimum 30-minute delay if lightning is detected within eight miles of the stadium.

About SwampButt Underwear

SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and sells underwear for men. And we really like college football. Founded in the sweltering heart of Texas, SwampButt Underwear designs performance undergarments for men who sweat — a lot. All SwampButt Underwear is made in Texas. With a brand voice as bold as its fabric technology, SwampButt Underwear helps its customers fight embarrassing perspiration with comfort, honesty, and a little humor. SwampButt Underwear™ is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. It was really expensive so please do not use it without permission. Go now!

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