Dad’s Sweaty Backside Won’t Embarrass You Any More:
Get Him SwampButt Underwear For Father’s Day Enter the coupon code “Father’s Day” on check out and get a 20% discount.
May 25, 2017 – While there is no proof that people can die from embarrassment, there are times when the power of invisibility would be welcome. One of those times is when the male parent in a family has a butt that is so wet with sweat it leaves ‘butt prints’ on upholstery, bleachers, car seats and even barstools. Fortunately, there is a treatment for this general condition of ‘yuckiness’ and it also makes a great Father’s Day gift. SwampButt Underwear wicks away moisture (sweat) and allows it to evaporate before things get embarrassing. SwampButt Underwear is available at www.swampbutt.com.
Wait, Don’t Sit There!
A sweaty butt sighting can also lead to difficult to answer questions like, ‘what did you sit in’ or ‘are you not feeling well’ and everyone’s favorite, ‘is there someone we can call for you’ which is generally reserved for drunks, or those who have just received some terrible, personal news.
The makers of SwampButt Underwear want to help America’s fathers avoid these opportunities for misunderstandings, hurt feelings or fist fights with the gift of dryness; SwampButt Underwear. “Most men are pretty oblivious when it comes to their appearance, especially when it comes to body parts they cannot even see,” said SwampButt Underwear president and man who forgot to shave half his face this morning, Harold Nicoll. “It is up to family members to gently coach the man of the house on his appearance. Just because he can’t see or feel his waterlogged butt-cheeks does not mean they are not an issue.”
Deals for Dad
People who want to make this available for dad can enjoy a healthy discount. Enter the coupon code “Father’s Day” on check out and get a 20% discount. And in honor of dad, none of these gifts will be wrapped because no one’s father ever wrapped a gift himself. “We think the offer to not wrap dad’s gift makes it even more heart felt because it’s exactly what he would not do,” Nicoll said.
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered. SwampButt Underwear ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
CAPTION: Father’s Day gifts for dad will come unwrapped because no one’s father ever wrapped a gift himself.