Texas underwear company introduces an online ‘vending machine’ that makes gift shopping a little more entertaining. Buying underwear is usually about as exciting as buying socks, almost. SwampButt Underwear, the Texas company that turned an uncomfortable subject into a memorable brand, is adding a little entertainment to the task with its new online Gift-O-Matic. Styled […]
Weather-Based Prediction Model Finishes 29–25 as Experiment Explores Whether Summer Heat and Humidity Influence College Football Outcomes. LAKE JACKSON, Texas, November 9, 2026 — The SwampButt Underwear™ Scale of Sultry correctly predicted seven college football underdogs would win their Week 10 games outright, including Alabama’s 31–13 victory over LSU and Louisiana-Monroe’s surprising 19–17 victory over […]
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 8 October 24, 2026 – Could August’s heat and humidity still influence who wins in October? SwampButt Underwear is exploring that question through its Scale of Sultry, a weather-based system that measures combinations of heat and humidity and their possible effect on physical conditioning. The […]
For fans, an October ticket still deserves a look at the hourly forecast and the seat’s exposure to sunlight. Water, access to shade and breaks from the heat remain part of the game-day plan. The calendar may have moved on. In parts of college football country, summer has not.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry’s Week 5 recap looks beyond the final scores to the conditions fans endured. October 5, 2026 — The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry picked more winners than losers in Week 5 of the college football season—barely. Its weather-based selections finished 30–29, bringing the season’s cumulative record to 209–179. But […]
SwampButt Underwear is a Lake Jackson, Texas-based men’s underwear brand designed to help manage moisture and improve comfort in hot, humid conditions.
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry was 6-2 for the 8 sultriest games week 3.
The unusual heat will continue in the greater Houston area for the next week.
The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.
The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.
