Scale of Sultry Predicts Two Road Upsets as College Football Heat Threatens Fan Safety

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week three.

The Scale of Sultry is an online tool developed by SwampButt Underwear, a Lake Jackson-based company that makes moisture-managing underwear for men who sweat heavily from the waist down. The Scale combines temperature, relative humidity, sunlight and estimated fabric-drying conditions to produce a score from 1 to 10. Lately, the ‘scale’ correctly predicted that Texas would defeat Ohio State and even more unlikely that Oklahoma State would upend the Oregon Ducks.

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Picks Texas and Oklahoma State Upsets

SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry uses temperature, humidity and solar exposure to determine overall sultriness.

The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.

SwampButt Underwear Launches ‘Scale of Sultry’ Mobile App

SwampButt Underwears' Scale of Sultry uses local weather to assign a numeric value to Swampiness below the belt line.

SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.

SwampButt Underwear Introduces Scale of Sultry 2.0

The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.

The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.

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