The Scale of Sultry, or SOS, measures temperature, humidity and solar exposure to produce a rating from 1 to 10. A low rating represents relatively comfortable conditions in which perspiration evaporates more readily. A high rating indicates hotter, more humid conditions that can inhibit evaporation and increase physical discomfort.
Even Rufus, the SwampButt Underwear mascot who always wears SwampButt Underwear ducks under the stands to escape the heat and sultriness of September football.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry for Week One was plenty sultry and in places dangerously hot.
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 0
SwampButt Underwear mascot Rufus, enjoying a grown up summer with shorter lines, no children, ample parking, fish still biting, sun still shining, golf courses, parks and attractions without a stroller or toddler on a leash to offend the eye.
SWAMPBUTT UNDERWEAR™ LAUNCHES SCALE OF SULTRY WEB APP FOR GOLF, TENNIS, CAMPING AND OTHER OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES.
SwampButt Underwear launched a mobile-friendly web app that puts its Scale of Sultry 2.0 weather calculator within easy reach of anyone wondering just how swampy the day is likely to become. And, how soggy their backsides will feel, sodden with visible butt sweat.
The web-based SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry 2.0 estimates the likelihood of visible butt sweat and uncomfortable underwear conditions. The upgraded calculator measures something conventional temperature and humidity readings leave in the shade.
News Read More Here. by: Rachael Sneed Posted: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:01 PM CDT Updated: Jul 31, 2017 / 01:00 PM CDT LAKE JACKSON, Tx. – A company has released an underwear that will get rid of painful thigh chafe (or what some like to call, “chub rub”) for runners. That company is SwampButt Underwear. SwampButt Underwear […]
SwampButt Underwear and its use for golfers in the summertime was reported in this media outlet. Read the story. Summer is here all right. The days are long and the temps are high. Enjoy it now, because before you know it, daylight will shrink and there will be no more time for nine after work. […]
