The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10 Predictions
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Week 10.
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The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry College Football Predictions for Week 9
More Historical Data Fuels the Scale of Sultry (October 25, 2025) SwampButt Underwear today announced its latest data-driven college football tie in approach to marketing its garments with the release of its Week 9 college football predictions based on the ‘Scale of Sultry,’ a proprietary model developed to measure how weather and humidity effect on-field […]
The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Predictions for Week 8 of College Football
The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 (not hot/humid or sultry at all) to 10 (unbearably hot and stifling like Singapore, Saigon, or Clute) that takes game time temperature, humidity, wind direction, wind speed, cloud cover, and precipitation and assigns a single number.
The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Is Picking College Football Winners for Week Seven
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 7 after a 12-6 record the first six weeks… October 10, 2025 – The newest and most unique way of predicting college football outcomes rolled through its third week going 4-2 for week six. This makes the SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ 12-6 picking college […]
The SwampButt Scale of Sultry is 12-6 for the Season
SwampButt Predictions for College Football Week Six… The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a very unscientific way the funniest men’s underwear company in the country, predicts the outcome of college football games based on the type of weather the teams’ homes have. The hotter and more humid locations, the theory goes, the better conditioned […]
SwampButt Underwear Owns Mistake With Hilarious Results
August 5 Was National Underwear Day Even an underwear company can forget the biggest day of the year; SwampButt Underwear’s hilarious misstep is a masterclass in owning your mistakes. This was published in Mantelligence. We are grateful to them for the positive attention and for getting what we were trying to do. Story by: Editorial Dept. […]
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Predictions for NCAA Football Week 5
After a 9-1 record the first two weeks for SwampButt… The SwampButt Underwear Prediction Scale of Sultry Is Picking College Football Winners for Week Five September 26, 2025 – The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, so far. The ‘Scale of Sultry’ is a numeric scale of 1 […]
The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners
Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 Picking College Football Winners September 23, 2025 – The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this […]
SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Goes 5-1 in Week 4
Scale of Sultry Outcomes for College Football Week Four SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry Goes 5-1 in Week 4 The SwampButt Underwear Scale of Sultry is 9-1 picking college football winners this season, based on the meteorological and climate conditions used to make these predictions. The results for this week (5-1) were impressive, but not […]
Press Backgrounder SwampButt Underwear™ – The “Scale of Sultry”
“Our premise is simple,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “Schools in places where the weather is hottest and most humid are better conditioned than those in more moderate climates. It’s valid enough.”