Menu
For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
There is a party in your pants and tinea cruris fungus is invited…
Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
The warm weather months are great for people who like to travel because more trips can be taken and enjoyed. That is the good news. The not so good news is that sweat, bacteria, chaffing and fungus will also be congregating in the crotches of vacationers and that inevitably will lead to a fungal infection known as ‘tinea cruris’ or more commonly as jock itch. Jock itch is rarely serious but it is often uncomfortable, itchy and occurs on body parts no one wants to scratch in public. Keeping dry below the belt line is key to preventing the growth of the fungus that is jock itch and SwampButt Underwear™ is a great way to keep butt cheeks, and crotches dry as the English sense of humor.
Memorial Day Signals Summer Travel
With Memorial Day approaching, warm weather, more daylight, and vacations will mean a heat wave inside the cut-offs, jorts, shorts and sportswear of travelers here in North America. SwampButt Underwear will help prevent fungal infections in the crotches of those with the good sense to wear a pair when the weather gets hot. The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as ‘wicking.’ In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear. These garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or in parts of the world where underpants are worn.
What Travelers Should Know About Jock Itch
Jock itch like ring worm is not a worm or a ring. It is a fungal infection. And here is something probably already known; fungi grow in warm moist environments, areas of the body such as the groin, inner thighs, and buttocks are the places where jock itch commonly occurs. Is there anyone who wants to scratch any of those places while on the job, at the club, eating in a restaurant, on a date, enduring a job performance review, at the movies, focusing on a presentation, lining up a putt, or attending church services? Not likely.
“As the name suggests, jock itch mostly affects male athletes, but people spending time travelling and exploring the world while on holiday are just as susceptible,” said corporate shill and SwampButt Underwear president Harold Nicoll. “It isn’t serious, but the itching, swelling, and need to scratch ‘down there’ are maddening.” Outside the underpants of sweaty dudes, fungi also grow in steamy shower rooms among damp towels, sweaty workout clothes, and wet floors. “If you are not wearing socks before you put your underwear on maybe start,” Nicoll urged. “This is because fungi can be carried from the feet into the underwear of men when they are changing in locker rooms or bathrooms at home. The more you know.” Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear
How to Know if you Have Jock Itch?
About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is perfect for the guy who sweats a lot south of the belt line, or who wants to be comfortable, or both. Made with polyester and spandex, this high-performance underwear draws sweat away from the skin for fast evaporation. SwampButt Underwear ™ LLC is registered in state of Texas. It is owned by two friends who before they did anything decided that their friendship came first and that if there were any conflict at all, they would dissolve the business. So far so good. We sell underwear for men who really sweat a lot south of their belt line. We also sell t-shirts that are similarly engineered.
SwampButt Underwear ™ is a registered trademark with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. We paid a lot for it so please do not use it without permission.
For Travelers This Summer Take the ‘Itch’ Out of Jock Itch with SwampButt Underwear.