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The SwampButt Underwear Gift Card Makes Pretending To Care Easier Than Ever.
For those who cannot decide what to buy someone or don’t want the hassle of shopping, paying, wrapping, delivering, disappointing, taking back for an exchange, not finding what is needed, lost the gift receipt, there is nowhere to park, getting really pissed off at the store and at the ungrateful mutt to whom the gift was given? Well those days are behind the shopping public (see the pun there) with the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card (https://swampbutt.com/gift_card/).
Great For Those Who Are Hard To Please
The SwampButt Underwear gift card is perfect for those on any shoppers’ lists who never like anything anyway. It’s a gift card but more. It’s convenient, affordable, hassle free and best of all shows those who receive them that at least one shopper pretended to care about them enough to go on line and send them something via e-mail. Is this a great country or what?
I Thought You Were Dead!
And for those who hate talking to seldom seen, family members, or kinfolk you thought were ghosts, the SwampButt Underwear Gift Card can be sent via e-mail. “We want our customers to reclaim the holidays for themselves, watch college football bowl games, and avoid the awkwardness of actually speaking with people who are somehow loosely associated with or related to them,” said secret Santa and corporate spokesperson Nick Heraldson. “I mean everyone hates small talk especially with people whose names you’ve forgotten but know you should know, but are too embarrassed to ask them their names. You know; them?” Heraldson then went on, though he probably should not have. “Like that guy who you know you are related to but can’t remember how,” Heraldson said. “This is perfect for them. Through the power of email, gifts arrive on time and neither giver nor receiver is inconvenienced.”
Conversation Free
With the SwampButt Underwear gift card, holiday revelers don’t even have to talk to anyone and that includes family members, spouses’ family members, neighbors, friends, casual acquaintances, co-workers or anyone else who has their hand out during the holidays or any other time. Showing you care when you really don’t has never been easier than it is now with the SwampButt Underwear gift card. And hey, guess what I got you?
Is This A Joke?
No. SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes and markets garments that help solve a problem. SwampButt Underwear™ is underwear for hot people and is trademarked in the United States and foreign countries. Please do not use it without our approval, we paid a lot for it so using it without written permission would be really uncool.