SwampButt Underwear Declares ‘Valentine’s Day Is Not a Real Holiday’
SwampButt Underwear's mascot Rufus celebrates Valentines Day for 2026 though Christmas and New Years's are barely passed.
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December Reflects the Full Spectrum of U.S. Culture—Faith, Service, Reflection, and Festivus
December Reflects the Full Spectrum of U.S. Culture—Faith, Service, Reflection, and Festivus.
Continue Reading....The Second Day of SwampButt Christmas Two Golfers Sweating
2 Sweaty Golfers are what turned up on the second day of SwampButt Underwear Christmas.
Continue Reading....The First Day of SwampButt Christmas
Regardless of the calendar, men who sweat a lot do so 12 months of the year. So help a sweaty dude out and buy him…
Continue Reading....So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear: Practical Gifts for Men This December
So many holidays and so little time to choose SwampButt Underwear.
Continue Reading....Why SwampButt Underwear Is the Smartest Christmas Gift
There are two types of Christmas gifts: the ones people pretend to like and return for cash, and the ones they actually use and derive…
Continue Reading....SwampButt Underwear Releases Week 14 ‘Scale of Sultry’
Less SwampButt to Contend With as Cooler Late November Conditions Negate the Scale of Sultry Everywhere, Almost Lake Jackson, TX — (November 28, 2025) —…
Continue Reading....SwampButt Announcement Better Than Duffy’s
According to SwampButt Underwear, by late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, and/or a poorly supervised middle-school field trip.
Continue Reading....Air Travel in Late 2025: A Study in Shared Suffering, Sweating and SwampButt
By late 2025, commercial air travel is something between a pressure cooker, a group therapy session, and a poorly supervised middle-school field trip. It’s the…
Continue Reading....The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12
While a marketing and public relations tool for SwampButt … The SwampButt Underwear ‘Scale of Sultry’ Delivers Surprisingly Accurate Results Through Week 12 Slug: How…
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